Saturday. Final Four. My lower back hurts from not getting out of bed for about 12 hours. Was in bed my 10 last night and have had the hardest time making anything happen today. My less than quarterly (hormone altered) period is here so no vaginal sex until Wed or Thurs. Wah. Yes, I still have my ass and mouth but I feel so unsexy when I'm on the rag. However, it is a nice respite for the kitty since she has been getting her share of visitors lately. Maybe that's the real reason Mother Nature invented periods. Fuck fertility- the pussy probably petitioned for a break from all of the constant abuse! Well, she got it but it cost her two of her dearest pals: anus and throat. Oh well, there is a camaraderie nonetheless since they all have to work as a team to keep the machine running. And that's just the sex organs! I have yet to ask the liver, pancreas or kidneys how they feel about the constant stream of V and other miscellaneous toxins that they have been battling since their home starting drinking at 12, popping acid at 14, and doing coke and pills at 15. Hey-at least they made it through that nasty bout of Anorexia at age 11 that left her "near comatose". Turns out that 83 pounds is too light for a growing adolescent girl of 5'6", who knew????
Anyway- that's all for now, gotta get some chores done so that I can start celebrating!!! Go team! Yeah, basketball!!!
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